Maia: “Papa, did you know George Washington made his wig with sugar?”
Me: “He did, huh? How did he do that?”
Maia: “He put sugar on a normal wig, then he put it in the microwave, then he put it in the refrigerator and then he softened it. Then he put his wig on to give it a try.”
I’m suddenly a little worried about the curriculum of Maia’s school.